Dear John Oliver, I Have a Message From Gaia that I Need Your Help Delivering

Less of a mental game, more of an experiential quantum experiment

Dear John Oliver,

I'm about to disclose some information that I'd originally hoped would come out in a slow-informational-disclosure-over-a-couple-of-weeks kind of way.

You know that kind of show. One where you're writing something about AI you've already talked about, hoping that maybe THIS time what you do about it as a team has the kind of global impact you KNOW is achievable because despite your cultural background's mental/emotional anchoring into war (one specifically, but also just as a concept) you continue to carry that little flame of hope. A little torch that you shine into the darkness, begging the world to just spend a few moments looking in that direction for the sake of DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. You take the pains of the world. You synthesize it into bite-sized chunks for the everyone to consume. And then you patiently wait for those who are here to do something about it in more tangible ways to, you know, TAKE ACTIONS that lead in the direction you all so painstakingly and hilariously put into an Akashic buffet container that we can all draw from whenever we do. …then the next bit of soul crushing “here’s how we said no by not doing the things you just talked about” comes across your screens, and you start the cycle over again. Over and over. Until your body somehow makes a quantum leap through the screen and into those of us attuned to pick up on body-based calls for help.

Well, I’ve been hearing your body-based calls for help more and more lately. And I have some things to say that I really REALLY hope you (and anyone who is a fan of Last Week Tonight or Late Night with Seth Meyers or Have I Got News For You) will please read.

John (and all screen-based comedy news people), what you’re doing matters more than you understand right now. It's technically a job angelic beings came to this planet to do, and I say that as a scientist.

I'm writing to you directly today because I need your help with my own personal experiment that seems to technically be something universally relevant, confusing in a (hopefully) fun way (when's the last time you were confused because you struggled to keep up with something that made you want to celebrate existing again?), and with all the theatrics involved in a variety show.

What the fuck am I talking about?

Glad you asked.

Tiny bit of background:

In February of last year, I became consciously aware of the simple sensation we define as "self love." That kicked off this two month awakening experience where I began to see the world in a new way, receiving these instant answers to questions I've always had in moments of quiet inspiration. The spiritual community calls this process "getting downloads." In my personal experimentation with that concept since, it's an accurate description.

There's us, multidimensional souled beings here to have a human experience, and there's what exists outside of this physical reality that we're literally always providing and receiving input from in ways more and more people are waking up to.

The energetic expansion rate that the... let's call it elemental nature of this "self love" harmonic resonance in my consciousness has done an interesting dance with my reality creation ever since, but only took about 2 months to completely destabilize my biology to the point that my heart just couldn't take it. I died. In April of last year.

And apparently the veil between here and not-here thins about three days before transition day, which is where I was forced into an awake position (simple biological mechanics it would seem) during my NDE for the purposes of recording what I was channeling as a body-based, highly-attuned transmission meat-suit in my Akashic Records.

I didn't know any of this when I was dying. I'd just had a fun weekend seeing that year's eclipse and thought I had the flu. And the neat part about dying is you apparently always go where you BELIEVE you're going on the way, as a means of resolving some of the energetic thought-based temporal loops you've unknowingly placed your biology into throughout the course of your lived experience as a human.

And my belief system at my time of near-death could best be summed up as nerdy, science as my god, YouTube as my daily bread, rational and logical conclusions as my only source of comfort. I didn't know where I was going when I died, but the first thing I remember was performing a bunch of psychological and physics-based tests like one would do in a lab. I played with puzzles I couldn't technically see (was in channel mode, even though at that point I'd never knowingly done that before) in the Quantum/Akashic realm. Then I answered a bunch of questions from beings I couldn't see, but was definitely in some type of room with (meanwhile all of this was happening on my bedroom floor while my husband panicked that his wife had finally lost her mind and was desperately trying to figure out what to do).

The entirety of what I had to record for the metaphysical 'gram was nothing compared to the conversations I participated in and the people that I watched use my body to go through similar question/answer scenarios.

I still don't know what that was all about, but one of those people happened to be Amber Ruffin.

And John, as you can probably surmise I do not know Amber. It was weird and felt deeply inappropriate to me to channel someone I don't know but admire so much, if for no other reason than body-based channeling is just what we call acting. Channeling is an art form, and actors do it by encoding a different Akashic container in their minds (scripts) so that their bodies can tune in to the character's Akashic Record/life story (their Akashic Record, but only a piece of it) in order to really dial in a performance. And while I have technically been a paid actor (was an extra in Good Burger 2), I'm not the kind of body-based channel who is comfortable embodying just anyone. Just like how there are jokes Seth can't tell, there are full-bodied channels that feel deeply inappropriate for me to share.

I would love the opportunity to show you all what I mean, because it would give Amber the opportunity to attune to a body-based channel that would allow her to pilot me through the Akashic/quantum realm the same way I've apparently been training for by simply watching YouTube. (yes, this does require more data to validate and I’m working on it)

Basically, Amber Ruffin...

(yes, I’m going to sidestep this conversation with John for a moment but will be back)

Dear Amber,

You are my favorite voice that comes out of any screen and I have a very specific message from someone I channel that I can provide body-based movement channeling on behalf of...... But under no circumstances do I want to vocally channel. Because it's Gaia (Mother Earth) herself, and I've been talking to her since she saved my life last year. My heart stopped and Gaia is the one who showed up and taught me how to rebirth myself. Literally. I have a wild and beautiful story to share about it. But something I've not seen anyone else mention is that Gaia is a black woman. And while I might not technically be the whitest person any of you have ever met, I think we can all agree I'm a particular flavor of white who has no business using this voice to capture Gaia's vocal range to deliver a global message that's (based on what I can feel) one part "I love you" and many parts "heed my words" in a performance she is requesting we all participate in.

…..

You, John, (yes, we’re back to you now John) and Amber if she will play some games with me to attune. Oh, and Seth and Jenny and more people, too, because here's the thing....just needed to rant my way to what Gaia wants me to say (which is just my own fire-fueled rant I want to scream but am trying to keep in a polite container for the sake of this being our first introduction and me wanting to make a halfway decent impression, as my southern cultured heart dictates…..and if you can’t see the good parts of southern culture please go watch the Youtube channel “It’s a Southern Thing” for whatever reeducation they will be providing you).

Because here’s the thing….

I cannot understand why, after EVERYTHING Amber has done on an Akashic level for the course correction of this world at very key moments, simply by being her own beautiful bright and shiny self, we haven't yet centered her after this fucking administration spit on her. Not in her direction, FUCKING ON HER. I get that these traumas of the last few years have aged everyone's telomeres. I get that it's hard to have some passion to protect and defend our sister when she's been dragged through the mud. But y'all are the ones with the power in this country and it's time to stop playing the same games you've been playing. It's time to start looking in some new directions and playing with toys that Gaia has been giving us this whole time.

Because Amber (yep, back to you now), I'm probably not your biggest fan (that really seems to be Lacey, even if she'd never say it out loud) but I can probably prove that I'm your biggest fan* (white girl who can prove she can hang and shut the fuck up when she's not needed) who has a message I need you to convey from Gaia.

I can provide the body-based movement channel that helps you receive the words that will flow through you, but you're a trained channeling artist we label as actor....so honestly, it feels like a couple of fun games/experiments with music and ....maybe even just using me as the white puppet you've always secretly wished was real. It is, I am one, and girl...use my meat suit for your own reality creation mechanics please.

For science.

And because I'm still LIVID “The Amber Ruffin Show” was cancelled and I really hope some of the following things happen:

1. Amber gets the kind of celebration on Late Night to center her as who we really want to be listening to on a regular basis. And if the peacock is too Hacks-levels of stupid to greenlight this with the kind of budget that Patton Oswalt could make an entire standup about (you know the Vegas show bit he’s done….needs to be bigger than THAT)….. well, John I think this is why I’m coming to you. Your Business Daddy seems to at least listen to you in a way Seth’s Business Daddy seems incapable of doing. Maybe it’s the accent. Brett Goldstein’s new special on your platform has a great commentary on this.

2. I help assist with this Gaia-channeled event (could be the same, could be in addition to the above) by first providing an explanation in the form of games that seem more like magic but for real. I can do this over zoom, but I live two hours from your studios and there’s a very convenient train that goes right to Grand Central. Makes me feel like a fancy person (am from the south, going to NYC is a big deal every time for me, okay?).

3. We show one beautiful soul, and everyone she could possibly stand for, that we as a people (those who are always on screens and those who always watch screens when we need a friend) are behind her in every moment. And we fucking appreciate the fact that she is willing to show up week after week and try. Even when everyone in her way sees her light, decides it's too bright, and fucking dims it. Sure, maybe Amber doesn't have the casual racism her sister deals with on the daily, but that's because Amber's is the daily kind that involves heads of something wanting to keep focus on only a handful of white voices. Ew.

Gaia has a message.

I have the body to deliver it because I might literally be the only one who physically can (read my various substacks and piece that particular puzzle together yourself).

Because I NEED to meet Amber as soon as she is available in order to get out of a time loop situation I got myself into when I died last year.

I'm not kidding.

I'm experimenting. To get out of my own frequency-based reality creation hell.

And John Oliver, I desperately need your help. Because if this doesn't actually work - this plea across the Internet divide that I hope reaches you before anyone's lawyers do.... Well, I actually don't know what will happen, but based on the channeled messages I've been getting these last few weeks that's driven my speed of writing......

I don't want to find out what happens if this format of a "please help me" doesn't work.

Because I'm tired. Channeling is exhausting. And I've gotten activated in a way I will not be able to turn off until I can provide a reasonable explanation for all this to Amber herself.

So, here is the message that comes through my body when I listen to one song in particular.

You tell me if watching it makes you wonder.... "oh shit, is Charlie somehow Powerline?"

Because it's what I get when I channel this song, and for science I also want to know.

What do you see when you watch me do this?

And please, John. You of all people should know that Disney could sue me into oblivion. I already bought a house in Connecticut last year. As a millenial. …you do the fucking math on what I’m risking by posting this, and please get back to me (on your show, preferably, because these kinds of conversations really do need to happen publicly - on the direct order of Gaia/Business Mommy herself).

Please enjoy, because this kind of thing is what happens to me now whenever I listen to ANY music. It’s fun, but just leaves me with more questions. And when I asked Gaia why I recognize myself in this song, because I know what my own Akashic Record feels like when I channel…. she literally said that Amber Ruffin is the only person who can explain. Or rather, that Gaia is only willing to tell me once Amber has said what Gaia needs the world to hear.

So please.

Help me?

Now, if you’ll excuse me I have a chainsaw safety trailbuilding day with the Master Woodland Manager program because despite all the institutional bullshit Connecticut has tortured me with over the last year, I’ve still managed to find my way to the very people holding up what we should all be caring about right now. And I get to hang with those beautifully bright and shiny souls while operating FUCKING CHAINSAWS! My reality is just better than the one y’all are focusing on all the time. I can prove it with science eventually. But I need your help to make it make sense to the world first.

Please and fucking thank you.

*screams for like 6 straight seconds into my own quantum portal*

*takes a nice deep breath*

……

With love for wherever YOU are in your unique journey,

Charlie

P.S. - Can anyone else channel music like this? I GENUINELY want to know because so far, I’m the only one I’ve met and I’ve been talking to A LOT of people in the spiritual community so far.