Dear Kevin Smith and Alex Ferrari (Alan Rickman sent me a movie script)
I'm channeling anyone who wants to talk now!
Hey Kevin. Hey Alex.
Thanks, Kevin, for speaking on this Substack. This is me following your advice! I am ALSO becoming a professional myself (which is quite multidimensional in nature).
I'm Charlie, I’m an Akashic channel, and I have what might be the most bananas movie proposal you've ever heard. But bear with me because it's also kind of brilliant and Alan Rickman thinks it would be hilarious.
What I'm Actually Proposing
I want to create a fan film that celebrates every movie you've ever made, Kevin, by walking you through real-life scenes with alternate timeline versions of your characters. But here's the twist - you'd have the script for the beginning and end, but everything in between would be you improvising your way through "movie sets" where your characters have written their own scenes (with Alex's help) and are waiting for you to show up.
Think of it as a loving documentary about being guided through your own filmography, except the guide is a dead British actor speaking through a woman in a rainbow hoodie who talks to celebrities from the afterlife.
This is a co-directorship situation with Alex Ferrari from “Next Level Soul” because this film is going to need someone running the surprise parts for Kevin. It’s the only way to get real reactions and improv while ALSO looking like a Hollywood film.
We only really get one take for anything that’s happening, so it’s going to be a play for everyone involved except Kevin - for him, it’s the start of a movie where he knows the script for the beginning and ending (and knows what he’s walking into) but he’s going to need to improvise his own reactions to this little hollywood escape room type of entertainment I’m trying to make happen.
How This Actually Works
I died briefly last year and came back with some interesting abilities. One of them is channeling deceased celebrities who have things to say about the current state of humanity. Alan Rickman has been particularly chatty about wanting to work with you again, and he thinks this project would be both educational and entertaining.
The concept: We film you (Kevin) being led through Connecticut locations that have been transformed into sets from your movies. You'd encounter Dante and Randall at an actual convenience store, Jay at a mall, characters from Dogma, Red State, whatever - all played by the original actors if they're willing, or by people who've studied these characters and want to step into those roles.
Alex would direct the character scenes (co-written by the actors themselves while “in character”), while I channel Alan's guidance for you between locations. You'd be improvising your reactions because honestly, your genuine responses to encountering your own creations in "real life" would be pure gold.
Everyone would get one shot to do it right - SNL rules would apply here, so it would be an acting challenge for everyone because it’s also on location without any props beyond what’s available IN the location itself. Sound people, I’m sorry for this challenge and grateful to all YouTubers willing to step up and help with this kind of a production (vloggers know how to make sound work anywhere - it’s time for Hollywood to tap some of them for this job).
The Educational Component
Here's where it gets deeper: this isn't just a meta comedy. While we're celebrating your work, we're also using it as a framework to discuss what humanity is actually going through right now. The consciousness expansion, the timeline stuff, the fact that we're literally evolving beyond what we were told was possible.
Your movies have always been about ordinary people dealing with extraordinary circumstances while maintaining their humanity. That's exactly what's happening globally right now, except the extraordinary circumstances are quantum consciousness evolution and recovering from literal alien interference with human development.
Stoners might tune into Next Level Soul, but it’s honestly time to bring the material to the masses instead of expecting everyone to find the right YouTube channels. (that last message was from Archangel Gabriel, in case anyone is curious)
Why This Matters (Beyond Just Being Fun)
Kevin, your work has been preparing people for this shift whether you knew it or not. Dogma explored religious paradigm shifts. Clerks showed how profound conversations happen in mundane settings. Red State examined extremism and control systems. All of this connects to what humans are processing right now as we wake up to our actual capabilities and history.
Alan Rickman (speaking through me) says this project would help people understand that:
Consciousness evolution is real and happening now
Our entertainment has been unconsciously preparing us for this
Humor and heart are essential tools for processing massive paradigm shifts
Sometimes the best way to learn is through laughing your ass off
The Technical Stuff
This would be filmed as a real documentary of you experiencing these encounters, but also with you “in character” as being the director of this movie (bit of a Mel Brooks nod, if I’m being honest)
Each location would be a closed set designed to recreate your movie environments (aka, we pay small businesses to close for a day or just use their location on the days they close anyway - I have a local comic book shop that will be a PERFECT different location for your comic book store and the owners are amazing and should be patrons in their own shop, I think, just for the experience)(also the video store is real and in my town and is a perfect place to start this adventure - I have a whole script)
Original actors (and/or any willing participants) would reprise their roles with new material they co-create
I'd channel Alan's guidance between scenes while staying completely myself (rainbow hoodie and all) so I’ll be improving alongside Kevin (it’s always easier to improv if you have a fellow “I dunno what’s next either” person driving you around).
Alex would direct the character interactions and ensure everything flows cinematically
The result would be part documentary, part meta-comedy, part consciousness education
What I'm NOT Asking For
I don't want to be an actress. I don't want to memorize lines. I just want to be exactly who I am - someone who channels dead celebrities and explains complex metaphysical concepts like I'm describing my morning coffee routine. And yes, I’m apparently doing what writers and actors have done for ages and writing myself into a movie (it’s a fun process - I wonder if every actor does this at least as a hobby? I hope so! It’s fun to dream like this!)
I'm not asking you to believe in any of this beforehand. Just show up, bring cameras, and let's see what happens when you encounter your own characters who've been waiting 30 years to have a conversation with their creator. At least, that’s my pitch to Kevin.
Alex Ferrari - you and I would need to have a meeting where I answer any questions this would evoke for you, especially after you read through the script. I have it. It’s already fully written. Alan Rickman DID help me write it and I’d be happy to show you how we did that. www.soulharmonyconnection.com - that’s how anyone can reach me. I literally already have connections to the locations we could shoot in, I have the personal availability, I’d do all the legwork on getting people on board with the when and where of Connecticut local humans participating in this thing, and I’m just a really solid channel who can do some fun party tricks (and who Alan Rickman would like to speak through, if only so that his reprisal as THE METATRON is done with respect and the appropriate AI tools… because he wants to be able to see himself recreated first before final approval, and I allow him access to my left eye just like anyone else I channel in this way. Pretty cool, isn’t it? I think so! Alan Rickman is my friend thanks to the Akashic realm connections we all have access to. He makes for a VERY helpful writing partner! Did y’all know Alan is a writer? I certainly didn’t! And he has a story about a conversation he and Jason had on set during Dogma that he’d really like to tell to Kevin “in person” sometime). (Oh, Alan also apparently has jokes? Everyone who has been channeling through me lately claims they have some level of standup comedy they’re interested in performing through me. Not sure what Alan would classify as “standup” comedy, but I’m SO curious and he refuses to let me even preview it myself because he claims it’s not for me, it’s for his original friends. The ones he had BEFORE he died. Which is totally fair! I hope to be able to witness that WTF moment, too.)
The Real Talk
Back to Kevin now. Hi!
This is a fan film proposal from someone who loves your work so much that when I started talking to dead celebrities, the first thing Alan Rickman wanted to discuss was making another project with you. Except this time, instead of playing the Metatron in your movie, he gets to be your actual guide through a spiritual awakening comedy road trip movie that tells humanity’s stories through characters you created and put into the world.
I think audiences are ready for content that's simultaneously hilarious and consciousness-expanding. Your films have always done this - we're just making it explicit while celebrating everything you've created.
Plus, Alan really wants to say some things about the current state of reality, and apparently you're the person he trusts to help deliver that message in a way that doesn't scare people.
Why Connecticut?
Because this is where the last video store on Earth is still operating, obviously. Also because Connecticut has this weird quality where everything feels like it could be a movie set anyway, and I happen to live here channeling dead actors in my spare time.
The Bottom Line
Would you be willing to spend a day or two being filmed while walking through your own creative universe, guided by Alan Rickman (via me) and directed by Alex, just to see what happens?
Because honestly, I think what would happen is magic. The kind of magic that helps people remember who they really are while laughing until their faces hurt.
And if it turns out terrible, at least you'd have some incredibly weird footage for your archives.
The Ask
If this sounds like something you'd want to experience, reach out. If you know someone who knows Kevin or Alex, send this their way. If you're just someone who thinks this sounds amazing and want to see it happen, share it with anyone who might have connections.
Sometimes the universe works through social media algorithms and sometimes it works through dead British actors channeling through women in rainbow hoodies. Either way, I'm here for it.
Much love and quantum possibilities,
Charlie
P.S. - Alan wants me to mention that this project has his full consent and enthusiasm, and that working with Kevin again (even posthumously) would be "delightfully ridiculous and probably exactly what consciousness evolution needs right now - a good laugh and some honest conversation about what's actually happening to humanity."
P.P.S. - If you're reading this and you're not Kevin Smith or Alex Ferrari but you think this sounds like the best thing ever, please send this to Kevin Smith or Alex Ferrari if you have any connection to them at all. Sometimes the best projects happen when enough people believe in them simultaneously.
P.P.P.S. - What if I just teased one little thing about the disclosures in your movie? That technically, Jesus never actually existed. But in order to save the human evolution timeline before the aliens showed up and destroyed us (because the ones who got here first are the ones who originally mentally imprisoned us) some humans on earth had to do mystical shit to bifurcate the main timeline once more and actually recreate a Jesus (the bifurcation point being mid-march in 2020, rippling through time and causing some interesting havoc along the way). So we just used the first lifetime of a new type of dog that was accidentally created by a metatron to have a “second” earlier life… effectively creating a Mr. Peanutbutter situation in who we all revere as “the savior” when the real savior has been humanity in the here and now all the time.
If that all sounds like a fun Kevin Smith original with the help of Alex Ferrari and fandom wanting to just love bomb Kevin while we all benefit…. again, please share this post. I would LOVE to give my script to Alex or Kevin and answer any questions they might have.